Scripts for indeed featuring mlb players in comedic scripts
Client wanted comedic scripts featuring MLB players in job interviews for other careers
LINDOR “GENERIC INTERVIEW” SPOT
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Open on FRANCISCO LINDOR sitting across from an HR REP in a job interview in a dentist’s office
HR REP: Francisco Lindor. Thanks for submitting your resume on Indeed. Looks good. How do you see yourself fitting in with our practice?
LINDOR: You know, it’s just a team effort, everybody does their part.
HR REP: Right. And what would you say your greatest strength is?
LINDOR: I just give it 110%, you know? Leave it all on the field.
The HR rep nods.
HR REP: What do you feel are your biggest weaknesses?
LINDOR: Just have to put it behind me and get ready for tomorrow’s game.
HR REP: And… how soon can you start?
LINDOR: Just have to take it one day at a time, you know?
SUPER: Indeed. We help the prepared get jobs.
HR REP: You… realize this is a job interview, not a post-game interview?
LINDOR: I don’t have any comment on that.
MAX SCHERZER ‘UNRATTLEABLE’ SPOT
:30
Open on a hiring office, where MAX SCHERZER sits across from a HIRING REP. Scherzer looks intense.
HIRING REP: Mr. Scherzer, thanks for coming in on such short notice. We found your resume on Indeed.com and it looks great.
MAX SCHERZER: I thought maybe you called me last minute just to try and rattle me.
HIRING REP: Oh, no. We just had the spot open up.
MAX SCHERZER: Good. ‘Cuz I’m unrattleable.
He stares intently at the Hiring Rep, who swallows hard.
HIRING REP: Is… is that even a word?
MAX SCHERZER: Sure it is. I just said it. Go ahead, try and rattle me.
HIRING REP: I wouldn’t know how to even—
MAX SCHERZER: Come on. Try it. Rattle me.
HIRING REP: That’s not really my style—
MAX SCHERZER: DO IT! DO IT!
The Hiring Rep abrupty throws a file folder at Scherzer, narrowly missing his head. Scherzer doesn’t even flinch.
HIRING REP: I am so sorry.
Scherzer just smiles.
SUPER: WE HELP THE UNRATTLEABLE GET JOBS.